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thisaintfayou said: In early 2010, I had sex with a girl I've been trying to get after for awhile. We fucked for 2-3 hours, took a break, then fucked for another hour. She bought me hot wings and sucked me off. I haven't even been on a real date before at that time.
Lol that was a date to you?
I call that Tuesday night
But nah that does sounds fun tho
Anonymous said: What's the weirdest thing someone has told you they masturbated with?
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Vacuum cleaner handle
Rat tail combs
Beef hot dogs
The most popular answer are pillows. I’ve always wondered how you can grind your bare pussy on a pillow and get it all wet and creamy and then sleep on the bitch afterward. Don’t you have caked up pussy secretions that get all crusty?
I couldn’t put my head on a pillow after jzzing on it
It’s defiled after that.
"I couldn’t put my head on a pillow after jizzing on it"
Different pillows for different uses.
So what you saying is you have a special masturbation pillow.
Do you have that pillow on your bed with the other pillows or do you store it somewhere else.
Just sitting in the corner smelling like pussy.
I wonder if the other pillows tease it.
"Gary sitting over there looking depressed with pussy crust on his forehead"
**other pillows simultaneously erupt into laughter**
Lmfaooooo wtf son